This was supposed to be Violet's birthday present back in February. Let's leave the blame out of it and focus on that fact that when she's 30, she will never remember it came 2 1/2 months late. Nor does she have any clue now. Nor will anyone remind her of this fact in 28 years. Here are a few excerpts. Two things will quickly become apparent:
1. I am so clearly not a photographer.
2. The following will make little sense to you if you are not at least a little familiar with Violet and her namesake Olivia.